The Commonwealth of South Triuna is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 457 million Triunans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomilia. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient South Triunan economy, worth 24.1 trillion Tris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 52,742 Tris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Triunans any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Triuna's national animal is the Bat-eared fox, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Triuna is ranked 170,758^th in the world and 3,492^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.